How to Free¹ a Trapped BirdSteps
1. Hurry & open door.
2. Ignore ceiling fan.²
3. Take dead bird outside.
¹ or perhaps kill.
In real life bed was unmade but my wife doesn’t want you to know so don’t tell her you found out OK.
[ First thing my wife said when she saw my drawing was,
“Oh good, you made the bed” ]
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